I was aware of the tendency or temptation to be grumpy today. Maybe it was the weather, the unrelenting rain. Apparently there has been 155mm of rain (2+ times the average for the whole month of June) in Shropshire over the last couple of days, and I believe most of it has fallen along the short stretch of canal between Ellesmere and Rhoswiel. It’s time for a bit of co-operation here, and if we all got together and pushed really hard, I’m sure we could manoeuvre the Gulf Stream back into its proper place, thus enabling the return of some seasonal high pressure.
The two tee-shirts I washed (in the shower) a couple of days ago are still wet, despite being hung in various places – in the bathroom, in the front end, over a radiator – in an attempt to get them to dry.
So this morning, on went the waterproof trousers and the new waterproof jacket, and we headed back down the canal, speeded up by the flow. Apart from some slow stretches past crowded moored boats near Chirk, we made good progress, until we arrived at the two New Marton Locks. The first of the Locks is just below a bridge, where there is also a water point. The boat in front of us (that had been going rather slowly anyway) suddenly went into reverse, swung sideways across the canal, someone grabbed the pole and started pushing the boat away from the bank, ropes were thrown, and it was hauled into the towpath side to moor. ‘There’s a queue for the lock,’ shouted the crew, ‘we must wait!’ There did seem to be a lot of boats ahead of us, between us and the bridge, and it was not at all clear how many were queueing for the lock and how many were moored up at the water point. Ernest steered us over to the towpath and I jumped off, with a windlass, saying ‘I’ll just go and see if I can speed things up a bit.’
When I was a student at university, during finals weeks, several of us used to cheer ourselves up by doing dramatised readings of Winnie the Pooh stories. Life was simple and innocent in those days. I was always given the role of Rabbit, as my friends said I was most like that character, ie bossy, quick to organise others etc. I’ve never felt that was an entirely accurate description of my personality, but I have to admit there are times when my inner Rabbit springs forth, released from constraint. And this morning at the New Marton Locks was one of those times. Sometimes, someone has to take charge.
What I found on arrival at the top lock was a boat in the lock coming up and a boat waiting to go down. The lock appeared to be full, but the top gate hadn’t been opened. The skipper on the boat going down said there seemed to be a problem with the bottom gates, they were leaking so much that the top gate couldn’t be opened. They’d checked the bottom paddles etc… Several people seemed to be milling around looking at the water levels, but no one was actually DOING anything.
There was one tall, thin man leaning rather feebly against the top gate. ‘It just won’t open,’ he said, ‘even though it looks full.’ ‘Let’s give it another try,’ I said, and leaned with all my weight against the gate, and lo and behold it ‘popped’ and with me pushing and him pulling it opened. So that boat came out. Good, I thought, now we can get things moving. Little did I know…
The boat waiting next to go down was, I admit, a long boat, 67 feet apparently, so it did have to be careful in the locks. But did it have to go quite so slowly? I rather lost the will to live as it inched its way into the lock, literally inch by inch. Eventually I was able to help the skipper’s mate close the top gate (no one else from all the other waiting boats appeared to assist us) and we went to the bottom gates. ‘You will open your paddle slowly, won’t you?’ She said. ‘Just a bit at a time. Don’t open it more than halfway.’ I slowly opened my paddle halfway, and watched the water trickle out. About five minutes later, she began, slowly, to open her paddle. Probably ten minutes later, the lock was empty, we opened the gates, and off they went, oh so slowly. By then, there was a boat waiting to come up, so I remained standing at the bottom gates while that boat came in. Another woman appeared, saying ‘I’ve just come to see what’s going on, but I didn’t bring my windlass, so I won’t be much help.’ ‘Just stay there,’ I said, ‘and close that gate when this boat is in.’ I think possibly at that point, the crew from the up boat appeared, with windlass thankfully, and together we closed the bottom gates and filled the lock. The woman without a windlass spent the next five minutes on her mobile phone to her own crew, trying to get through to them and tell them to come down with a windlass and help. They never did, and she soon disappeared. We got the up boat up, and I managed to persuade some of the people still milling around that we would get the top gate open much more quickly if they also helped. Then the next down boat came in. It wasn’t entirely clear who was the crew of this boat – it turned out the crew of the boat behind was trying to help them, as this was the very first lock, EVER, that they had been through. We had to explain, from the very beginning, in the simplest of terms, about gates, paddles, windlasses, water levels. By now there was quite a crowd at the lock (the queue above and below the lock was getting longer), but I was beginning to get them into some sort of order: ‘now, you open that paddle, you stay over there and open that gate when I tell you to, now you – you can either get back on your boat now, or you could walk to the next lock, which is only round the corner.’ ‘You mean there’s another lock!’ Someone at some point kindly said I could get on the boat going down, but I pointed out it wasn’t my boat, my boat was about sixth in the queue…
This all went on for some time. Ernest, meanwhile, was having his own problems with the ‘queue’, complicated by those who were also trying to take on water – while not losing their place in the queue – and by further boats coming down and trying to jump to the front of the queue.
The boat immediately in front of him turned out to be crewed by six Swedish people, also complete novices as far as locks go. Apparently they have many canals in Sweden, but no narrowboats, only wide barges and big boats. But they had seen ‘Timothy and Prunella’ on the TV and thought narrowboating looked fun. They were a bit disappointed with the weather and had had to buy extra clothing in Llangollen, but were enjoying the Canal. (Obviously, most of them spoke excellent English. I said I was sure I could understand them when they spoke Swedish to each other, as I’ve watched many episodes of Wallender, but they said they were speaking in dialect, so no I wouldn’t be able to understand them.) Just at that point, the next boat coming up turned out to be crewed by a couple from the Netherlands, so we had quite an international gathering at the lock. Fortunately the Dutch couple had been coming over for years (15 years) to hire narrowboats, so they did know what they were doing. Mrs Dutchperson made a good smooth entry steering her boat into the lock.
Finally, it was the turn of Babushka, and we were through the lock, and could move onto the next lock, where of course there was a queue of 3-4 boats, and we went through the whole process again, only slightly more quickly, as at least some of the crew had by now grasped the basic principles.
It took us two hours to get through these two locks. Coffee time had come and gone without coffee so no wonder I was a bit grumpy.
We stopped soon after for lunch, then did three more uneventful and lock-free hours in the afternoon, mostly in fine drizzle. As we moored, the clouds cleared, and something called the sun appeared. Our mood began to lift.
Nutty lemongrass chicken for dinner, accompanied by a refreshing Hungarian Pinot Grigio.
2 locks and 17 miles in 7.3 engine hours.
Photo to follow when we have a better internet connection (we are moored in the middle of nowhere).